I love Twilight, so if you hate and I mean hate, like CANNOT STAND, Twilight, I probably won’t be your friend. I also love the Vampire Diaries so if you hate the Vampire Diaries, well, look at the Twilight sentence. I love animals, so if you don’t take care of your FooPet, I might give you a second chance, and I never un-friend anyone. But I’m willing to be anyone else’s friend.
10 THINGS THAT DRIVE ME CRAZY!
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
I love wolves, horses, and vampires. I think Edward Cullen is a TOTAL hottie. I also have a huge secret and if you can guess it than I will give you whatever you want. My best friend likes the same boy. I am going to move away from my home town. I need serious help! :) I love wolves! HELP SAVE THE WOLVES!!! Btw, if anyone has a wolf pack can I join?
Also, for my B.F.F.s, B.C.C.H! I hate my teacher, Mrs. Swiggett. I have B.F.Fs named KitKat, M&M, and Hersheys! Well, here is some stuff about me.
Fav color: It changes
Fav book: I have a couple favorite series. I LOVE Vampire Academy series, Twilight series, Vampire Diaries series, and Night World series.
Fav singer: Demi Lovato and Michael Jackson
Fav sport: Baseball. Yes baseball, not softball
Fav drink: Coca~Cola
Fav place: I’ll get back to that…
Fav animal: Horse
Fav friend: I don’t have one, I have three B.F.F.s
That’s all I can think of…
These are signs your in love.
1) All you can think about is him/her
2) You always try to catch their eye
3) When you’re not with them, you want to be
4) On your phone, (presuming you have one), your screensaver is a picture that you (sercretly) took of him/her
5) You make up love letters that are between you and him/her
7) You wish that they would at least talk to you
8) You were so absorbed in this, you didn’t realize that there wasn’t a step 6
9) You just scrolled up to see if there was a number six
10) You are now laughing at yourself and calling yourself an idiot. :) I liked this alot so if you like it, copy and paste it onto your profile :)
the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck
Here’s a poem I got of someones profile and put on mine. There it is!
is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search
the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to
walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say ‘Oh you just want to have
your cake and eat it too’. You’re darn right! What good
is cake if you can’t eat it?
4. When people say ’it’s always the last place you look’.
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after
you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and whereare they?
5. When people say while watching a film ‘did you
see that?’. No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare
at the stupid floor.
6. People who ask ‘Can I ask you a question?’……
Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is ‘new and improved!’.
Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been
anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there
must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.
8. When people say ‘life is short’. What the heck??
Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What
can you do that’s longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and
someone asks ‘Has the bus come yet?’. If the
bus came would I be standing here?
10. The birds that chirp at 5:00 am in the
morning! Don’t they know I’m sleeping?
Put this on your profile if it made you laugh. It made me laugh!
????????????? the Lord
Some words that people describe me with: Inspiring, tough, witty, charming, sweet, but I do stand up for myself and my friends. (P.s. If you have two litter liscenses, will you gift one to me? I’ll breed with you if you want!
just a wittle kitty
I don’t know much.
but i do know you are da
right owner for me and
i know you love me and
i love you too. I don’t want
you to die because if you
do it will brake my little heart
and i will die for you mommy.
i want to go to heaven wif you
when you die. dat’s how awesome
you are. i love you. i wish i could
make you a valentine but i cant
see because i’m only 1 day old
i want to cuddle with you at night
pur on you and most of all follow
you everywhere so you don’t get
hurt. i love you so why did you
throw me outside in the snow?
i love you and you do this to me?
i wonder off thinking about all the
things we did together but as i
wonder off i walk on some ice
very carefully and it brakes! I
fall in the water and drown. I
am in heaven now mommy
thinking about you. I just
wonder why you threw me
outside because i did nothing
i miss you mommy. but no
matter what i will always be in
your heart. I love you mommy
i hope you remember me. because
i remember you. i will never ever
forget you mommy but it is still sad
that i died on the 2nd day of my life.
i was only 2 days old. i was blind.
my ears were closed and i miss
you. i guess this is good-bye mommy.
Bye bye you will always be in my heart.
This story made me cry because I love
cats and i just hate animal cruelty it’s
mean and bad. I hope you put this story
on your profile and if you don’t if proves
you have no soul and no heart
Seriously I would put it on your profile
I LOVE WOLVES!!! SAVE THE WOLVES!!!!!!!!!
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This is Sad but Cute. A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down im scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not please its too scary
Guy: then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn’t want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.
Blondes are nice
Red heads are smart,
But it takes a BRUNETTE to steal a guy’s heart!!!!!
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE MAD ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI…LOL
8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS,(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’LL DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY UPSET (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
girl: do i ever cross ur mind
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose—me or ur life
Boy: my life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says…
The reason you never cross my mind is because you’re always on my mind.
The reason why I don’t like you is because I love you.
The reason I don’t want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn’t cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn’t live for you is because I would die for you
The reason why I’m not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
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:(- A smiley frown.
8)- A siley with shades.
(lol)- A smiley laughing.
:’(- A smiley crying.
:p- A smiley sticking it’s tongue out.
(n)- Thumbs down.
:x- A smiley that is x mouthing.
:D- A smiley opening and closing it’s mouth.
o:)- A angel.
(l)- A heart.
(pilot)- A pilot.
(vw)- A car.
(u)- A broken heart.
(m)-A monkey face.
:>- A smiley that is v smiling.
®- A rose.
(w)- A dead rose.
(hug)- A smilley asking for a hug.
>:(- A angry smiley.
>:)- A really angry amiley.
(?)- A question face smiley.
:B- A nerdy smiley face.
$)- A money smiley face
()- A star.
(party)- A smiley with a B-Day hat.
(meebo)- A grey smiley face.
(rapper)- A gansta smiley face.
(beaten)- A guy that was beaten.
(genderbender)- A robot with girl hair.
(bender)- A robot.
(emo)- A smiley with emo hair.
(mom)- A motherly smiley face.
(brainslug)- A green bean.
(foursquare)- A foursquare window.
(angry)- A mad smiley with mouth open.
(fail)- Big red FAIL letters.
(sarcasm)- A sarcastic smiley face.
(sleepy)- A smiley sleeping
(pacman)- A pacman eating dots.
(hmm)- A smiley with it’s mouth to the right.
(liar)- A smiley with long nose.
(ghost)- A ghost.
(skull)- A skull.
(sick)- A disgusted smiley face.
(ninja)- A ninja.
:* – A person kissing.
(nerdpirate)- A nerd with an eyepatch.
(neutral)- A smiley with a straight mouth.
(loser)- A smiley pointing.
(lolwut)- A booger.
(roll)- I think its a girl sleeping
(plaxo)-A big letter “P”.
(doraemon)- A seal I think.
(rockyou)- A UFO?
(cheezburger)- A cheeseburger.
P)- A pirate.
:S- A Confused smilie.
:T- A smilie eating.
:O- A surprised smilie.
:!: – A exclamation mark
:-# – Lips are sealed!
L-) – Smiley making loser sign
/:) – Sarcasam
(liar)- A smilie with a long nose.
(O.O)- A smilie with HUGE eyes.
(O.o)- A smilie with 1 huge eye and one small.
(so)- A soccor ball
(panda)- A panda bear
:@) – A pig
>Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
>He told his friends that it was cool,
>And when he pulled the trigger back,
>It shot with a great crack.
>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
>I went to school, I got straight A’s, I even got the gold!
>But Mommy, when I went to school … … … … that day,
>I … … … never said … good … …-bye,
>I’m sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don’t cry.
>When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
>And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn’t just a crush.
>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I’ll be waiting for her now,
>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
>Mommy, I’m not the first, I’m no better than the rest.
>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won’t show up for class,
>And never to forget this, And please don’t let this pass.
>Mommy, why’d it have to be me? No one deserves this,
>Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
>I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
>Mommy, I’m slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
>But Mommy please remember, I’m in heaven with the rest.
>Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
>When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
>I guess I’m not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
>I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
>Mommy, tell my Zack, I’m sorry but I had to cancel the date.
>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it’s true,
>And Mommy all I wanted to say is, “Mommy, I love you.”
>****In Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost****
>Please if you would,
>Pass this around,
>I’d be happy if you could,
>Don’t smash this on the ground.
>If you pass this on,
>Maybe people will cry,
>Just keep this in your heart,
>For the people who didn’t get to say “Good-bye"
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