Santa’s calling me!
CAT-Keep your beak out of my food!
CHICKEN-I put my foot in instead!
CHICKEN-How ya like that???
I’ma da bestest pizza cook in da world!
Have a magical day!
Fall is my favorite time of year
Good Morning God
What Are You?
Thank You GodMotherLinda
Magic Witches Cat
Guess what those witches scared out of me??
I DO NOT ACCEPT RANDOM FRIEND/BREEDING REQUESTS.
For Your Information
As a reminder.. “ultra” and “uber” are terms that were member-made.
The stats have often been in question and because there is no set rule
about percentages, members are able to call their pets whatever they
Thank you~ Sophie (SophieMom1)
DANCING GYPSY BUNNY
SANTAS WORK SHOP
OLD FORGOTTEN CHURCH
Strange Quotes About Dogs:
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die
I want to go where they went.”
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a
puppy licking your face.”
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves
you more than he loves himself.”
“The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.”
-Andrew A. Rooney
“We give dogs time we can spare,
space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all.
It’s the best deal man has ever made.”
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are
members of a weird religious cult.”
“Dogs need to sniff the ground;
it’s how they keep abreast of current events.
The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing
all kinds of late-breaking dog news items,
which, if they are especially urgent,
are often continued in the next yard.”
“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes
like never washed a dog.”
-Franklin P. Jones
“My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.. That’s
almost $21.00 in dog money.”
- Joe Weinstein
This is a rare photo of a PARROGATOR!
They are all over Florida since the devastating hurricane destroyed zoos.
Many of the parrotsthat survived the destruction of their safe habitats
are free and wild. They managed to live and breed in the Everglades.
Scientists surmise that a few baby gators swallowed parrot eggs from
a fallen nest and the parrots eggs dissolved inside the gators.
When the gators grew up and mated, the gator who swallowed
the parrot eggs became a crossbreed containing genes of a gator
and genes of a parrot! The new gator babies that were born with
feathers could easily escape to the trees.They have made their homes
in the Everglades and have become a major problem. They are eating
the eggs of the native birds and gobbling the native lizards as well as
eating all seeds planted for avocado trees while snapping up g r a p e s
from the growers of exquisite purple g r a p e s which are needed
for making wine! This is making many wine drinkers extremely nervous.
They maintain a length of about 12 inches long however,
some are smaller than a bird which makes them extremely dangerous!
They fly down and take a bite and fly away. They will most likely live 70
years or longer as both species are long lived.
I know these facts cause I caught one,tamed it, taught it to talk……
and it told me~smile~Gypsy©
Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable
deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know – and we take
responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.
HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT
the senior citizens who took:
The melody out of music,
The pride out of appearance,
The courtesy out of driving,
The romance out of love,
The commitment out of marriage,
The responsibility out of parenthood,
The togetherness out of the family,
The learning out of education,
The service out of patriotism,
The Golden Rule from rulers,
The nativity scene out of cities,
The civility out of behavior,
The refinement out of language,
The dedication out of employment,
The prudence out of spending,
The ambition out of achievement or
God out of government and school.
And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance
from personal relationships and interactions with others!!
And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember
those who have fought and died for our country.
Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts
as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts!
YES, I’M A SENIOR CITIZEN!
I’m the life of the party……. even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
I’m very good at opening childproof caps…. with a hammer.
I’m awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I’m smiling all the time because I can’t hear a thing you’re saying.
I’m sure everything I can’t find is in a safe secure place — somewhere.
I’m wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that’s just my left leg.
I’m beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.
Yes, I’m a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!
I am always right.
Just in case I’m wrong, see sentence above.
When life gives you lemons, find an annoying
person with a paper cut >:)
Never argue with an idiot.
Please hold, I was distracted by something shiny. Note:
This may take awhile.
I put the fun in dysfunctional!
If I accept your friendship and you decide to harass me
I will dump you. End of story. My choice.
F-frequently keeps in touch with you!
R- realizes you are human and may have had a rough life!
I- ignites feelings of hope when you are in despair!
E-ever ready to help pull you out of a dark place!
N-never judges you, but guides you onto the correct path!
D-defends you no-matter what!
WRITTEN BY GYPSY ~OWNED BY GYPSY©
Hi, I am one of Gypsys Dogs.
Ain’t gonna tell you which one cause I am so humiliated!
See, one day I heard my mistress talking and she said she
was sending me to vet school to be tutored because I was
a regular Gigalo. I figgered that meant I was very smart so
I told all my girl friends (who are always waiting for me by
the picket fence gate)
that when I came back from Vet School,I would probably be
a whole lot smarter.
I could hardly wait!
Soon as I saw her grab her purse I was ready to get in the car.
When we got to the school I bounded in thru the doors and the
ladies there said I sure was eager and smiled at each other.
Well, they took me to a room and I got on this table ready to learn,
when they gave me a shot. To boost my brain power I figgered,
except it made me very woozy and I sorta remember the lady with
a mask started putting something like a clear icecream cone over
my nose and mouth and that is the last thing I remember!
I woke up to find they had not made me a tad bit smarter
and had stolen my family jewels in the process. I was so mad!
When I got home I made my mistress carry me in the house so
I would not have to talk to my girlfriends who were waiting to
see how smart I was. I am never going out of the house again
and dern sure not going to the vet school ever again! smile
This is a story I wrote my self. Hope you got a laugh. ©
.By the way, I love pitbulls. They are like a gun.
Guns do not kill people,
people kill people and use the gun as a weapon.
Pitbulls are wonderful and loyal pets.
It is bad people who turn them into beasts. Even a chihuahua
with a bad owner will try to kill you. It just can’t reach your throat…LOL
I wrote this(Copywrite belongs to Me) ©
The Shiba Inu
is a celebrity in Japan.
They conidered it a
Its name Shiba refers
to a red shrub known
The Shibas were hunting
dogs and were named
for the area they hunted
in,it was usually around large
quanities of brushwood.
The red color symbolizes
the color of the brushwood
plant and what the dog was
named for. And it is famous
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing
vegetables by getting someone
else to hold while you chop.
For high blood pressure sufferers:
simply cut yourself and
bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing
the pressure in your veins.
Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap, placed on top of your
alarm clock, will prevent
you from rolling over and going back
to sleep after you hit the
You only need two tools in life – WD-40
and Duct Tape. If
it doesn’t move and should,
use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and
does, use the duct tape.